no thoughts, head empty, his badness level is just too high
This is the last time I’ll catch y’all before Hallowe’en, so I’m gonna wish you a good and safe one now – whatever you decide to do with it! We’re gonna do a day of Hallowe’en activities and crafts, ending with a drive around to a few safe family houses so she can show off her costume and get some candy, then home to introduce her to Nightmare Before Christmas. It’s… what it is, I guess! New family traditions!
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TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Imogen assisting Jonathan through the house while Alex looks on)
Jonathan: We had a great time! Very- very romantic. Great, uh…
Imogen: Ambiance?
Jonathan: Ambiance!
Panel 2 (textless; Jonathan climbs the stairs in the foreground while, in the background, Alex and Imogen talk while Alex puts on her coat.)
Panel 3 (Imogen, close-up, smiling)
Imogen: Thank you again. I’ll send Nolan home tomorrow afternoon.
Panel 4 (Imogen and Alex looking off-panel, to Jonathan)
Jonathan, off-panel: Why go home?
Panel 5 (Imogen and Alex in the foreground, looking up at Jonathan in the stairwell)
Alex: Pardon?
Jonathan: She should stay over! No one should be alone on Valentine’s Day!
Imogen: And she… would sleep… where?
Panel 6 (Jonathan, close-up, lecherous)
Jonathan: We have room! Big ol’ bed… hey Alex, do you swing?
Not cool Johnathan…
Oh, Ew. Wonder if that’s the first time he’s tried that.
Dear Jonathan,
I find I must inform you that you are an asshole.
Sincerely,
The Audience
Oh look… the lid just blew off the human garbage can….
Seriously wow.
!!!! No! Even IF Imogen wanted to swing, you discuss it for the first time WITH YOUR WIFE. In confidence. You do not bring it up drunk and leering at someone else WHO DOESN’T EVEN LIKE MEN.
Gah. Just. As someone who has been ethically nonmonogamous, guys like Jonathan give us all a bad name.
someone cant handle his booze tho I’m sure shell get annoyed and shrug it off as its probably not the first or last time its happened according to my LGBTQ acquaintances its almost a daily occurrence if they have straight male or female friends
This is going to go Well(TM)
so much yike that his name should be William Yiker.
gross dude is gross, but that little heart when Imogen is talking to Alex…😖 so cute!