Hello from Hawaii! I’m on vacation right now, but thanks to the magic of scheduled posts (and finishing the entire chapter ahead of time), this page is going up on time. 🙂
Thanks for all the excitement on the first page of this chapter – I’m happy to be posting again after taking a break to get ahead!
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TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Imogen’s lawyer slides papers across the desk to Imogen)
Lawyer: Almost halfway through separation period before you can file for divorce. I’ve reviewed the first settlement offer from Mr. Dawson’s lawyer, here.
Panels 2+3 (Imogen reads, then looks up, unimpressed)
Imogen: …that’s it?
Panel 4 (Lawyer leaning forward to explain)
Lawyer: Unsurprisingly, he’s arguing for equal parenting time to not have to pay child support.
Imogen: He wants to be a parent now? The kids’ve been living with me full time since I left!
Lawyer: I think he believes that by moving out with Ms. Koenig, you’ve abandoned the marriage and children.
Panel 5 (Imogen rolling her eyes)
Lawyer, off-panel: …but, luckily, that’s not how it works. If you can provide a safe environment, it doesn’t matter if you’re living with a girlfriend or seeing a different one every night a week.
Imogen: Oh, geez.
Man, Jonathan’s a piece of work. Also, I love the lawyer’s design.
Enjoy your vacation!
How could he POSSIBLY argue that she “abandoned the children” when, like Imogen said, they’ve been LIVING WITH HER FULL TIME? What even…??! Make it make sense, Jonathan.
Lawyers.
Idk how even the slimiest divorce lawyer could substantiate such a blatantly, demonstrably false claim, but… I’m sure they’d try.
Hope you enjoyed your well deserved break, and very glad to read the next chapter ~ I can feel the frustration in panel 3
Hot take, both parents are pieces of shit
Quite hot a take indeed, how so? Imogen has been a great parent
Why is Imogene a piece of shit?
Thesis, please.
……..what??
You must be new here, cuz where you been with that attitude?
Obvious troll is obvious.
Wow rude
I’m glad to see you’re back, Lindsay! You took a very well deserved break, Jonathan’s still a pos and a lousy excuse for a parent I see lol